do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
its liver damage thursday
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