Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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