Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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