call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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