Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
