porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
