belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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