just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So many bounce houses so little time
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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