Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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