Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
my shit smells like andre
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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