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the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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