Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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