i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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