You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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