another moral hangover. fuck.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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