love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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