ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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