I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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