you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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