Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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