my sisters under your porch take her home
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You need a sexual gate keeper
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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