The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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