Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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