People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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