Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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