Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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