so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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