Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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