I bet he comes in French.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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