Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
this hospital has no fireball
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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