didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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