Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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