What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize
