3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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