Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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