Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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