I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
