His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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