check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Who did Billy Mays play for?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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