peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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