At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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