How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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