If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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