It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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