...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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