just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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