Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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