Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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