Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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