Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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