How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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