Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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