i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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